Merppppppppppp. Howdy. Hey there. How's it going? I'm currently texting my friends Sara and Isaac about two completely different topics. You know how everyone has special little talents and stuff they are good at? I think I just found mine. Yes, I'm an eighteen year old who just found this out about herself. Don't laugh. (Break time. Just got a text.) Awwww. My friend Sara just told me that I need to write a book because my writing skills are super uber fantastic. Boy oh boy is that lady wrong. :)
Anyways, back to me. Gosh I'm a bitch. Kidding. Anyways, the talent I just discovered about myself. I'm fricken RANDOM. And the amount of random facts I withhold is unbelievable for your human mind to comprehend. Wait.. I'm human too. Uh.. anyways, just somehow embrace what I just said.. err.. typed?
Here it goes.
1.In some men, one of the after effects of ejaculation is sneezing.
2. A lot of Adolf Hitler's soldiers contracted STDs from prostitutes that he had to buy blow up sex dolls for them.
3. Urea, the chemical that's mostly found in your urine and makes it smell bad, is also found in cigarettes to enhance flavor.
4. In China, nearly half a billion of the population doesn't brush their teeth at all.
5. Octopus, shrimp, horseflesh and cow tongue are popular flavors of ice cream in Tokyo.
6. If you're in North Carolina and make love on the floor of a hotel room
between two double beds, you're legally bound to be penalized.
7. If you live in Japan, you can name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute" and it is socially acceptable.
8. If you want to stop yawning, touch your tongue when you feel like it. This should remove the effects of it.
9. A Church that worships the penis does in fact exist. This Canadian church also has regular group masturbating sessions.
10. If you are abducted by aliens, an Insurance company does exist that's willing to pay $1 every year for the next million years.
I better stop here. You are going to soon get overwhelmed with my range of facts. I do hope you laughed, giggled, smiled or at least shook your head. I'm not even sure what the difference between giggle and laugh is. Leave a comment and let me know what you would like me to talk about. It would be much appreciated.
God Bless.
xo, Kayla
